Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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