youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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