Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
