guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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