what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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