i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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