I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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