is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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