If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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