So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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