FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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