what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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