I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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