please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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