The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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