OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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