I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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