Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So. Much. Porn.
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