Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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