I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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