I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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