Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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