she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ugly people sure do ruin things
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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