There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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