Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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