I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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