please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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