How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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