I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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