the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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