is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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