he told me I talked like a deaf person
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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