He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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