Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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