his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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