what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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