I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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