I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
