At least make sure they are 18
Why
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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