Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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