If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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