GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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