I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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