I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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