ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
tell me about the fingering
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