The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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