The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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