Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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