i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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