the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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